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Dang! I hate it when this happens!! Last night, when I was sleeping my redneck buddy Tater Totts broke into my studio and recorded a song using MY band in a Box and posted it on HIS channel. I am sincerely sorry. I was not able to stop this in time. https://soundcloud.com/tater-totts-radio/the-ballad-of-country-joeThe Ballad of Country Joe By Tater Nashville Totts Hello, this is Tater Totts and there is nothing I hate worse than a big fat ugly Internet Troll weighing about 600 pounds sitting behind their computer in the dark watching porno and afraid to come out in the light like a real man cause he knows I will kick his [*****] and what’s why I wrote this here song called The Ballad of Country Joe, yes I did V1 Country Joe you're not a man And you know you’ll never be Your mama still has to hold your hand When you go to pee You posted a picture of yourself in cowboy hat From 1963 Now you weigh 800 pounds You’re a disgusting sight to see CH: It’s the Ballad The Ballad of Country Joe And President Donald says you got to go You big fat Internet Troll We’re trying to make American Great Again And you’re the world’s most pathetic excuse for a man You're just a Big Fat Internet Troll Thought I’d let you know Country Joe V2 You know I met with President Trump yesterday And I said DJ, you got to relax son There’s a lot of people need to come Into this country and I’m going to have to ask you to turn it down some All except for one person DJ And that’s Country Joe I want you to pass an executive order against All big fat ugly Internet Trolls Hiding behind their computers like a bunch of Russian hackin’ sissies who don’t even have the guts to show their face I think you need to stop wasting your money picking on Mexico Cause they sure as hell can make some music down there No Mr. President I think you need to make an Internet Border Against Country Joe The Internet Troll CH: Cause it’s the Ballad, the Ballad The Ballad of Country Joe And President Donald says you got to go You big fat Internet Troll We’re trying to make American Great Again And you’re the world’s most pathetic excuse for a man You're a Big Fat Internet Troll and you're ugly too Country Joe ( x 2) Cause you’re a stinkin’, sissie, pathetic, stupid Useless, Internet Troll That's who you are that's exactly what you are Country Joe Words and Music copyright 2017 by David Snyder (David Snyder is not responsible for the artistic style of Tater Totts) ****** Song Summary ************* File:The Ballad of Country Joe.SGU Style is _CBALDBR.STY (Country Ballad w/ Baritone Guitar) RealTracks in style: 366:Bass, Electric, Country Ev 065 RealTracks in style: ~365:Guitar, Acoustic, Fingerpicking Ev 085 RealTracks in style: ~362:Guitar, Acoustic, Strumming Ev 085 RealTracks in style: 2444:Guitar, Baritone Electric, Background PopCountryBrent Ev 085 RealDrums in style: NashvilleEven8^2-a:Sidestick, HiHat , b:Snare, HiHat *******************
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAAHHA!!!!!
Awesome.
Tater For President!!! Got my vote.
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Flipping' BRILLIANT! "America Great Again" the capital letters were not lost on me!
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OMG!!!!!!!!!! HA!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!
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Veeeeerrryy interesting Tater TT-T.
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Oh man, the description of how it came about and the write is
hilarious. I read some wonderful responses to trolls back during
the ole net flame wars in the 90's but this is the best. By a long
shot.
A glimpse inside your head when the inspiration hits would
be worth whatever the price of the ticket!
Fun!
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Funny tune. Glad you kept it generic and addressed it to a fictional character.... How could one be offended if they don't exist?
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Charlie, I don't know Jean-Paul Sartre. Hmmmmmm. Maybe you could start smoking a pipe and create an entire philosophical movement around that.  Hey, I have an idea for your first novel: Nausea. Just a thought. Or "Country Joe: If He falls off a bar stool and no one hears him is he still drunk?"
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Uh, my inspiration? Inside my head??? You are already there guys. I read crazy stuff on the forum and have a notepad handy. Is there another trick I am missing?? This place is a goldmine for crazy.
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Ah, just something that came out of nowhere.
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Thank you Dave, hope you laughed.
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Hey Floyd, Is that country man?
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Thanks Joanne! Loved your last song.
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Bob, I wrote it just for you to make you laugh man. Are you telling me it worked? Been LOVING your latest stuff, dude. Incredible.
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Hi David Snyder, This is brilliant! I loved the lyrics, they're so funny! You sure did nail that troll and we do our best to moderate them! 
Cheers,
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I laughed through the entire song.
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David,
Your ability to find inspiration for writing songs is unparalleled anywhere as far as I can tell.
Very entertaining!
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We like this Tater character. Does he at least want to come to Amsterdam with us? 
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David, you've ruined the rest of my year! To have the song of the year written so early in the year simply takes the wind out of my sails to even try.
This, my friends, is the brilliance of the program. Someone like David can write and produce an entire song this fast. So cool!
Thanks for the laugh David! I didn't see that comin' and somehow it doesn't surprise me that you could do it!
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