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#421492 07/12/17 05:23 PM
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Fatty Back Rider

I'm obese er obsesseded, er , well cain't hep my sef! crazy


When I lost my drivin license,
I was a desperate to get on to work.
I used my 11 year old sister's bike.
People with cars, can be so cruel.
Yellin….. 2 miles per hour and 2 drink minimum!
Followed by the obligatory up yore's buddy!

Hears my story of a freeway ride,
seemed a million miles, I was outta breath. Yeah Like 3 blocks
On a gurl's bike a movin along
my experience, danger death.
Gurlie Bike Rider …. Gurlie Bike Rider

Sure I caused about a hunert wrecks
from my hairy back and tank-top
Bodies yelling, wontcha git a job
like the hairy side of some velcro
Hairy Back Rider…. Hairy Back Rider..
Hairy Back Rider.. Rider The other side is worsted!

Sweatin like pig, at a butcher shop
if they stared any more their eyes would pop
Know it's down hill, and really strong wind
It's a blowin me back so I start again
Sweaty Back Rider… Sweaty Back Rider

Any second, I would shurly drop
when my 8 year old done made me stop
Threw his fidget then he ran away
As he ran and laughed I could hear him say
Fatty Back Rider… Fat Back Rider
Fatty Back Rider …Rider

ooooo ooooo Gurlie Bike Rider ew!
ooooo ooooo Hairy Back Rider ew!
ooooo ooooo Sweaty Back Rider ew!
ooooo ooooo Fatty Back Rider ew!
crazy

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Oh boy... LOL! You are unstoppable! smile

Bob

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Another very cool tune. Loved the backtrack tune :-). The four lads would be howling right now


Scott Collingwood
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Thanks Bob! My ex hated parodies, MAN I cain't believe I could marry some super hot beautiful extreeemly sensual...... oh yeah.... I might have glossed over her hatred of parody songs, from the afore mentioned description of her. lol

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Originally Posted By: Scott C
The four lads would be howling right now


Thanks Scott!
They already have approved with a thumbs up in a video on youtube!!!! Didja never see it yet?


Bail Skipper

Pat Marr made it!

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"Sweatin like a pig at a butcher shop"

Hahaha! Thanks for sharing, this is probably one of my favourite I've heard from you yet! It's equally as catchy as it is hilarious - great job Tommy!


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Thank You So Mucho Deryk! I had a hard time singing it from laughing! BIAB RULES!!!!! The Competition Drools! Wait there is no real competition!!!

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This song is particularly catchy! The Hairy Back Rider/Sweaty Back Rider got me laughing the most.

Can't wait for the next one.


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Why Thank You So Much Ember! As a matteruh fact, I'ma writtin one right now on my adventures in 1969's Canada! Called Canadian Bacon!!!! You'll never "Guess Who"'s song I'uh parodeetated?
Here'z a little taste.

Canadian Bacon... it's better than ham
Canadian Bacon... Ah always say yes mam
Ain't Nothin like it this land,
McDonald's ain't got it though they claim it man.
If I cain't find it no one can,
my life's quest is ta find some mam. smile

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