Fatty Back Rider I'm obese er obsesseded, er , well cain't hep my sef!
When I lost my drivin license,
I was a desperate to get on to work.
I used my 11 year old sister's bike.
People with cars, can be so cruel.
Yellin….. 2 miles per hour and 2 drink minimum!
Followed by the obligatory up yore's buddy!
Hears my story of a freeway ride,
seemed a million miles, I was outta breath. Yeah Like 3 blocks
On a gurl's bike a movin along
my experience, danger death.
Gurlie Bike Rider …. Gurlie Bike Rider
Sure I caused about a hunert wrecks
from my hairy back and tank-top
Bodies yelling, wontcha git a job
like the hairy side of some velcro
Hairy Back Rider…. Hairy Back Rider..
Hairy Back Rider.. Rider The other side is worsted!
Sweatin like pig, at a butcher shop
if they stared any more their eyes would pop
Know it's down hill, and really strong wind
It's a blowin me back so I start again
Sweaty Back Rider… Sweaty Back Rider
Any second, I would shurly drop
when my 8 year old done made me stop
Threw his fidget then he ran away
As he ran and laughed I could hear him say
Fatty Back Rider… Fat Back Rider
Fatty Back Rider …Rider
ooooo ooooo Gurlie Bike Rider ew!
ooooo ooooo Hairy Back Rider ew!
ooooo ooooo Sweaty Back Rider ew!
ooooo ooooo Fatty Back Rider ew!
