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A little song about God's Waiting Room.  WAV: https://90dbband.bandcamp.com/track/green-bananasMP3: https://soundcloud.com/90-db/green-bananasGreen Bananas ©2016 Robert Randall Burke Went to the doctor Just the other day Just to see what he would say He looked at me In his serious way And said...... “Don't buy no Green Bananas Don't make no Long-term plans If you got a bucket list You better get checking it And on your next visit You can pay in advance.” “Don't buy no Green Bananas Don't buy no mutual funds Buy your beer By the bottle And on your next visit You can pay in advance”. “Hey, you kids! Get off my lawn!”
“What time is the Early Bird”
“Back in my day....well....”
“Aw, you young whippersnapper!”
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and your Handicapped Tag.”****** Song Summary ************* Title: Green Bananas File:Green Bananas.SGU Key=C , Tempo 120, Length (m:s)=2:12 No intro. 62 bar chorus, from bar 1 to bar 62. Repeat x1 chorus No Melody No Soloist track. Song is saved with Volume, Pan, Reverb, Chorus, Bank0, Song is saved with bar changes for Volume Changes,RealDrums Changes, Style is _DIXTEDY.STY (Dixieland Teddy Quartet ) RealTracks in song: ~1792:Tuba, DixielandMedium Sw 110 RealTracks in style: ~~1791:Piano, Acoustic, Rhythm DixielandMedium Sw 110 RealTracks in style: ~~1795:Guitar, Acoustic, Rhythm DixielandMedium Sw 110 RealTracks in song: ~1790:Banjo, Tenor, Rhythm DixielandMediumRazz Sw 110 RealTracks in song: ~1975:Trumpet, Soloist DixielandMedium Sw 110 RealDrums in style: Dixieland^5-a:HiHat 2 Feel, b:Trad Ride ******************* Regards, Bob
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Thanks for this Bob! It made me laugh!
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Bob, What a great concept! Now I know why I always choose the greenest bananas. Very clever lyrics ,well delivered. Stay healthy and happy, Tom
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Very amusing and clever - great backing and vocal.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You are such a vaudevillian, Robert... "Buy your beer By the bottle" HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... ...a little soft shoe, now... ...bring my cart around... 
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HA! Bob, that was awesome! My kinda song!
Do you play this live? If so I'm curious to hear how it goes over with audiences
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Fun song Bob!! Really clever. I'll have to remember the green banana line. Horn was perfect. Great job on this! Take care. Greg
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Hahahahaha....my mother used to say that when she was younger than I am now. Scary!
There's a ton of fun packed in this one! And then there's your always cool vocals and production.
Superb!
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Very fun song! Great job!
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Paul,
Thanks for listening. Glad you got a laugh out of it.
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Bob
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Tom,
Thanks. Appreciate the listen.
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Bob
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Peter,
Glad you enjoyed this.
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Bob
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fj,
Thanks for the listen.
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Bob
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HA! Bob, that was awesome! My kinda song!
Do you play this live? If so I'm curious to hear how it goes over with audiences
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Pat, Thanks. We haven't played this live yet. "Live" is a misnomer when your demographic is 120 years old! Regards, Bob
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Greg,
Thanks for listening. Appreciate it.
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Bob
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J & B, Thanks for the listen. That phrase has stuck in my mind too, and has become more relevant as time goes by. Regards, Bob
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David,
Thanks for listening.
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Funny tune. I have an Aunt who claims to be older than dirt and never buys green bananas.
Good lyrics that remind of something Paul McCartney would do.
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Haha, you got the old man boogie as well. I always read the weekly obituary pages in the local paper just to check that I am not in it. That would be a good live song! Alyn ps thanks again 
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Charlie, Thanks for listening and commenting. Gotta have my BIAB tuba! Regards, Bob
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